Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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