i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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