whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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