Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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