"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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