I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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