she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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