Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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