Yo dont text me then not text me
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
tell me about the eggs
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