Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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