I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Randomize
