i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
