; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Shame is for Republicans.
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