would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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