Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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