but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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