I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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