i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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