I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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