whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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