Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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