And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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