you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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