But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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