I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
There's even glitter on my cock...
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