There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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