Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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