they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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