I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Dear god my vagina.
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