I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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