Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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