No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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