dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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