well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
nutella sex= disaster
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He better not be in your backpack
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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