I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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