we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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