I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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