Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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