We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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