actually, I'm a sock model
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
there's paper in my vomit.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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