when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I need moral support for this bender
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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