i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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