you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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