I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
