When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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