she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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