Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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