is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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