No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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