The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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