Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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