Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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