are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just want nice things and good sex
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You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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