69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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