I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Randomize
