next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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