i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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