In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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We need to get me chipped asap
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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