I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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