No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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