I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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